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My favorite 2 emails, beware they are out there

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Funny Penguin emails
answering the question who invaded on Cinco de Mayo

I recently realized that there are alot of new faces out there that don't understand all the references to penguins, so I looked for my original email I sent out and I thought it was worth resending. the background is, we were discussuing the origin of Cinco de Mayo and I was working well over 60 hours a week at that time... Plus additional warnings are also wise when you consider the power of the great enemy. There is one scene in Fight Club that I rather like
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Wow, Dwight -- thanks for the info! You know, I thought there was something wrong with my history knowledge when I suggested Antarctica might have been the opposing force ousted by our friendly southern neighbors. :) (I truly do know that there are no countries... and barely any inhabitants... of Antarctica. But you know, there ARE penguins there, and they do seem to be getting around a lot more lately.......)
  

Its true! penguins are getting around more lately they're slowly building their numbers trying not to be noticed infiltrating the media and software. Lets not forget the great Penguin uprizing in 1889 when they swept up the coast of south america raping and pilliging, leaving nothing but destroyed lives and barren, burnt waiste behind. If it hadnt been for their attemt to go inland up the amazon where they were decimated by pirana and other natural preditors...who knows what language we would be speaking today. Also a little known fact is that, when building the Panama canal they did have many problems with disease but covert Penguin opperations by the penguin special forces units were one of the main causes of death. (makes you wonder a bit about Steven Seagull movies and what hidden messeges there are in there I suspect an aliance of seafairing birds, brainwashing and disguise)

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is it coincidence that men imitate the penguin on formal occasions?
I think not!
beware! they're coming!

The Dark Hunter


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